9/19/2007
Statements You Should Never Make on a Date.
- I'm having so much fun because this is my first date since the Carter administration.
- I don't want to offend you, but I have difficulty chewing with my mouth closed.
- When I'm nervous, I pick my nose and then smell my fingers.
- You're the most beautiful girl I've never seen, except for my Mother.
- I've got tickets to an Annie Lennox, concert wanna come with?
- I gave up a fantasy football draft for this?
- I spend all my free time eating paste and playing "Dungeons and Dragons"
- I'm a card carrying member of the Communist Party
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Good thoughts but the people that would say these thing should never date anyway.
Here's a few more.
1. I need to get home before 6 to feed my pet snake and/or tarantula.
2.Does your bubble gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3.My favorite thing to do is watching paint dry.
4.Aren't them there Red Sox great.
5.My ex-girlfriend is in jail.
6.Aren't them there Red Sox great.
Some advice to you, Balitmore Orioles not the Red Sox. You know that every year they'll stink up the place beginning to end. If they win some games all the better.
My favorite teams right now.
Balitmore Orioles in baseball
San Jose Sharks in hockey
Nothing in Football or basketball.
You're still young, cheer for another team. Do it now while you have the chance!! DO IT!!!!!
Side note: Went to the Devils v. Flyers pre-season game Monday night. Flyers look good, Devils look okay.
Prediction: Flyers will win the East.
Your fan, PA.
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Here's a few more.
1. I need to get home before 6 to feed my pet snake and/or tarantula.
2.Does your bubble gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3.My favorite thing to do is watching paint dry.
4.Aren't them there Red Sox great.
5.My ex-girlfriend is in jail.
6.Aren't them there Red Sox great.
Some advice to you, Balitmore Orioles not the Red Sox. You know that every year they'll stink up the place beginning to end. If they win some games all the better.
My favorite teams right now.
Balitmore Orioles in baseball
San Jose Sharks in hockey
Nothing in Football or basketball.
You're still young, cheer for another team. Do it now while you have the chance!! DO IT!!!!!
Side note: Went to the Devils v. Flyers pre-season game Monday night. Flyers look good, Devils look okay.
Prediction: Flyers will win the East.
Your fan, PA.
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